when life hands you lemons

beethoven is a 32 year old fire mage who is "quite nice". he has a dragon insignia on his upper left arm which has inexplicably brought some confusion as to his species. (he's perfectly human, thank you.) he is typically known by "THAT FUCKIN' THIEF" or the dragon in "i think there's a dragon in these parts". standing at 6'4", he wanders around looking like a down-on-his-luck ragged drunk, yet he peculiarly carries himself like a well-bred gentleman. he has the accent of someone who is distinctly of lower birth but indistinctly regional to like anywhere. it's weird. he's weird.

recently, he has somehow been roped into the misadventure of a displaced prince and his sidekick witch. please don't ask him how it happened. he wouldn't be able to give you a satisfactory answer.